My mother informed me that Trish McEvoy was DISCONTINUING MY PERFUME!
My beloved Gardenia and White Musk!!
The one scent my fiance actually LIKED!
Ugh! Why me?!?
There were clues. The big bottles disappeared from from stores, leaving only the travel sizes. I was able to track down a bottle in Saks when mine had run out, but that took many hours of work that could have been devoted to government reform.
Yeah, sorry about that, taxpayers.
I'm off to drown my sorrows in multiple episodes of The Hills and a Skinny Cow popsicle.