Holy weather whiplash, Batman!
It was 70 degrees over the weekend and now the high is barely scraping the 40s?
Does anyone else feel as though this might be the sign of the coming apocalypse?
Damn you Al Gore and your knowledge dropping movies!! But thanks for the internet, it's swell.
I have finally found it necessary to break out all manner of cashmere and wool and commenced with bundling. You can now throw me into walls and I bounce. I look like that kid in A Christmas Story in the snowsuit.
I have also found that, much like a reptile, I am perpetually scaly and dry. I have begun a regimen whereby I slather on Kiehl's Creme de Corps at night and the Creme de Corps Lightweight in the morning. Then, I Rosebud up for the walk to my office where I apply the Kiehl's Ultimate Strength Hand Salve all day.
I singlehandedly keep Kiehl's in business it would seem.
this is what is takes to make me not look like Voldemort even a little.
But nothing seems to work!! I'm so depressed, I need advice from the North and West! Post your best advice on how to keep the moisture inside of me (as opposed to the evil air, whcih totally doesn't deserve it!) in the comments below!
photos courtesy of kiehls.com