I get it!
He's an elfin, twice married, twice divorced, UFO sighting peacemonger vegan who met and married a tall pretty red-haired Brit and they just can't keep their unevenly matched attractiveness hands off each other!
This, somehow, is news fodder for MONTHS.
(fyi...this all comes after belatedly reading my March issue of Elle Magazine and wasted ten minutes of commercial time reading a five page spread on the couple)
Washington is over it.
And the rest of the country couldn't care less!
Please. Media. Stop. Seriously. Mainstream media. STOP.
Now excuse me while I yak.