I totally don't get the vampire boomlet.
When the hubub about the Twilight saga coming to an end, I had to resort to much internet googling and legal research skillz to figure out who this Edward person was and how sexy he is and why thirteen-year-olds all over were hoping someone would suck their blood.
Imagine how disappointed I was to learn that the whole thing was an allegory for abstinence.
But...from every perplexing teen trend can come some beauty.
(ok, that's totally not true. I can find no silver lining to the Hannah Montana cloud.)
Glamour Magazine put the stars of the upcoming Twilight Saga movie in a great photo spread for September.
And they mercifully leave out the sparkly faces.